This is the first 100% science based potato simulator. You will live the exhilarating life of a potato as if it were your very own, from the spectacular moment of your birth until one of the multiple choice epic endings, you will be making your own path down history as the bravest potato there has ever been.


Originally meant for mobile, I'd ask you to please bear with the aspect ratio, but real potatoes don't give a damn about aspect ratios.